1. A certain twice impeached convicted felon and sex offender AND current POTUS - who shall remain unnamed - is dying.
2. Said individual now knows this and is actively seeking salvation/absolution from a certain Biblical prophet/deity - who shall also remain unnamed - who is believed to bestow such things on actively dying people and prevent them from going to a certain Underworld known for fire and brimstone.
3. Said unnamed POTUS sought advice from certain unnamed Biblical fundamentalist/literalist religious figures who advised the POTUS that his best option to ensure eternal life in Paradise after death would be to initiate/unleash an "Armageddon" war in an unnamed part of the world known for religious conflict AND a lot of the world's energy resources.
4. The idea, albeit farcical and ridiculous, is that this Armageddon would trigger the Biblical Book of Revelations to manifest in real time, when the aforementioned Biblical prophet/deity would presumably return to the Earthly realm of mortal men and transport aforementioned POTUS up to Heaven.
A good day to you.
The End.
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