Schrödinger's America

I early voted weeks ago. So, today's election means nothing to me. That being said, I am willfully and intentionally sequestering myself away from social and mainstream media (SMSM), per the tenets of the greatest church in the world. Thus, I have inadvertently created, in my local portion of the Cosmos, a Schrödinger's America - an America that is both dead (GOP retains Congress) and alive (Democrats regain Congress). Until the Heisenberg Uncertainty Equation collapses into a quantum singularity, I will have no idea which outcome it is, and both Realities are simultaneously true for me, at present. I would like to end up back on Earth 1 (the version of the world from the Before Times, when people were not batsh*t cray cray) eventually. But if Earth 2 re-manifests, I will deal with it.

Have a great day!